I miss you we need to hang out soonsoonsoon :) at least Christmas break is sooooon
yes i like this message much better
I looked up my own RL name. It’s a porn star. Well, nowadays it’s an author (who isn’t me), but then it was a porn star. She had my hair and eyes. I thought I was gonna grow up to be a porn star and wondered what life event so altered me because what
that awkward moment when future you is all up in your business
man i wish someone interesting had my name
i google me and all i get are like my track scores from elementary school and a couple school paper articles
every day i go outside onto my lawn and i shout “HEIMDALL OPEN THE BIFROST” because one day it just might happen
why does this have notes i was being serious
because we’re serious, too.
I have Squidward’s attitude, Dean Winchester’d self esteem and the awkwardness of Chandler Bing.
I should be reading the novels i have to for class but i don’t really want to so i slipped off my chair ‘gracefully’ to the floor
only apparently it was really more of a crash and a moan and my roommate looked over really concerned and goes, are you alright? that sounded like it hurt because i guess I mostly landed on my head or something but
no i am not alright woman tumblr beckons and i have to go read a ghost story.
it’s absolutely clinging to my clothes right now and I’m probably going to roll around in my bed fully dressed so that everything can smell like it. oh, god. I love this smell.
my evening finished earlier than expected, i’m tired, i’m not drunk enough, i’m short one arc reactor, too long on good decisions, still haven’t gotten my drunken make-out, did get a hug from lovelies, and now i’m just sitting here debating life and feeling like green arrow.
i mean look at my hood.
and it smells wonderful
Yes to all of that, and also I love that he’s a bag of dicks. A. Whole . Bag. Wheeee! Don’t look back, little monstercakes.
Errrr. This was just after he committed false flag terrorism that got both frost giants and Asgardians killed in order to stop Thor’s coronation as heir to Asgard because in his personal assessment Thor would make a weak king.
No argument that he loves Thor, but most of his actions in the film are those of a politician committed to the perpetuation of his father’s kingdom despite the great costs that may be incurred.
In smaller news in one of the deleted scenes he terrifies a servant for laughing at one of Thor’s jokes at his expense.
We can argue with Machiavelli if his political maneuvering makes him a great king or not, but he is still a giant bag of dicks.
I’m just gonna go ahead and dive in with my two cents here. I reblogged this originally for that tag, because it made me smile, but observe non-verbal cues for a moment. That’s not professing adoration— that’s competition. That’s kind of peacocking. That’s a quick little, ‘look at me being superior to you bastard.’ It’s pretty well established that he loves Thor, yeah, but he wants recognition for it; it’s not just love, it’s avarice.
THE brOTP I WILL FOREVER LOVE → Jensen Ackles & Jared Padalecki ~ J2
↳ “They really do love each other, they really did become brothers. I watch them at parties all the time. They’re like, ‘Hey, man,’ watching each other and watching each other’s back. You can’t fake the camaraderie they have.” - Eric Kripke
You wanna hear a joke? Okay, here it is.
An angel and a devil sit down at a bar.
Okay, no, wait. An angel sits next to a girl at the bar
and says, “I want to be like you,”
and because he’s already drunk, he doesn’t realize that the girl
is actually the devil’s daughter. She thinks he must,
because she wears it on her sleeve. She says
what if first impression is correct and amelia isn’t actually a good person once we get to know her and sam’s actually been in an emotionally abusive relationship the entire year and he totally went with it because he doesn’t understand what a healthy relationship is anymore and she’d always apologize to him for yelling but never for anything she’d said and hold him the same way lucifer used to
↳ Jensen Ackles
I am the Bad Wolf. I create myself. I take the words. I scatter them … in time, and space. A message to lead myself here.