Funny Sandwich Board Signs
Previously: Funny Business Signs
A couple ran onto my roof and starting breaking up, right in front of a bunch of people who were just up there hanging out. I live tweeted the breakup.
I read this on buzzfeed and I really hope that at some point, either Rachel or The Guy gets a look at this.
behind every no homo there’s a little bit of homo
bodyspray is calle body spray and not eye spray because if you spray yourself in the eye with it you understand all of the fires of hell
remember back in like 5th grade when everyone vowed they would never do drugs
Teen Wolf AU: Derek and Stiles are going fishing.
let us take a moment to appreciate that my parents started to leave for a road trip and my mother made my dad reverse just so that she could tell me that i made her sandwich wrong
“Friendship, knitting, ….murder”
mission for today: get some food fro m the pantry while naked without being detected
MISSION FA ILED MISSION FAILED
flower language has always been an intense source of disappointment for me
like, they all mean really generic things like “love” or “forever” or “i’m sorry”
i thought you could combine flowers
like you could just send someone a bouquet and from the combination of hibiscus and posies and tulips they’d understand “the rebel leader is dead, rendezvous at the docks at 8, bring the dog, you will need lighter fluid and a large tomato”