parchments-and-socks: samandriel: amandakaskey: beingapotterheadisawesome: I don’t know if I should cry or cry maybe cry have you tried crying Always

parchments-and-socks:

samandriel:

amandakaskey:

beingapotterheadisawesome:

I don’t know if I should cry or cry

maybe cry

have you tried crying

Always


Since They changed Philosopher’s Stone to Sorcerer’s Stone for America, I decided to change the rest since us American’s are too dumb to understand the word philosopher:

superpoisonivy:

ehehehelokid:

spudsexuall:

Harry Potter and The Whisper Snake Place

Harry Potter and That Mean Jail Man

Harry Potter and The Hot Cup

Harry Potter and The Bird Club

Harry Potter and The Guy With Only Some Blood

Harry Potter and Death 

it all makes sense now

I’m crying.


Harry Potter and the Year Nobody Got A Haircut.

Harry Potter and the Year Nobody Got A Haircut.


Remember that time when Fred and George repeatedly hit Voldemort in the face with snowballs?

chudleycannon:

“Christmas was coming. One morning in mid-December, Hogwarts woke to find itself covered in several feet of snow. The lake froze solid and the Weasley twins were punished for bewitching several snowballs so that they followed Quirrell around, bouncing off the back of his turban.” - SS/PS, CH. 12



apriki: Riddle me this: you’re an invisible thirteen year old who has just snuck into a candy shop. Looking around, at all of the hundreds of different types of sweets that surround you, what do you go for? A lollipop. That your friend had already brought. YOU’RE INVISIBLE IN A CANDY SHOP AND YOU STEAL CANDY THAT SOMEONE HAS ALREADY BOUGHT. And not just anyone. Neville Longbottom. The kid with the worst luck in the world, and you steal his goddamn lollipop. Is anyone surprised that you’ve got a horcrux inside you, Harry Potter? Because I’m not surprised one bit.

apriki:

Riddle me this: you’re an invisible thirteen year old who has just snuck into a candy shop. Looking around, at all of the hundreds of different types of sweets that surround you, what do you go for? A lollipop. That your friend had already brought. YOU’RE INVISIBLE IN A CANDY SHOP AND YOU STEAL CANDY THAT SOMEONE HAS ALREADY BOUGHT. And not just anyone. Neville Longbottom. The kid with the worst luck in the world, and you steal his goddamn lollipop. Is anyone surprised that you’ve got a horcrux inside you, Harry Potter? Because I’m not surprised one bit.


hogwarts-facebook:

Am I the only one finding this slightly dodgy or…


Of course it is happening inside your head Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?


parchments-and-socks: samandriel: amandakaskey: beingapotterheadisawesome: I don’t know if I should cry or cry maybe cry have you tried crying Always

parchments-and-socks:

samandriel:

amandakaskey:

beingapotterheadisawesome:

I don’t know if I should cry or cry

maybe cry

have you tried crying

Always


der-kinderfanger: pabus-tail: strawberryvespers: well-im-the-lord-of-time: passthecocaine: Yeah but can you imagine: Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Sorcerer’s Stone Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Chamber of Secrets Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Prisoner of Azkaban  Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Goblet of Fire Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Order of the Pheonix Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Half-Blood Prince Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Deathly Hallows Has a nice ring to it ACTUAL PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN JAMES WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH PADFOOT ACTUALY PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE NEVERMIND THAT, HE ALSO GOT FREAKY WITH SNAPE. ACTUAL PROOF THAT I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX THE ENTIRE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX JAMES I HOPE YOU USED PROTECTION Object lesson in why you should oxford comma.

der-kinderfanger:

pabus-tail:

strawberryvespers:

well-im-the-lord-of-time:

passthecocaine:

Yeah but can you imagine:

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Sorcerer’s Stone

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Chamber of Secrets

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Prisoner of Azkaban 

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Goblet of Fire

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Order of the Pheonix

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Half-Blood Prince

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Deathly Hallows

Has a nice ring to it

ACTUAL PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN

JAMES WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH PADFOOT

ACTUALY PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE

NEVERMIND THAT, HE ALSO GOT FREAKY WITH SNAPE.

ACTUAL PROOF THAT I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX

THE ENTIRE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX

JAMES

I HOPE YOU USED PROTECTION

Object lesson in why you should oxford comma.


okayshae:

b0n—iver:

This is perfect.

these are so good. oh my god it hurts


justbecausewewander: samandriel: appleberrybees: karuitiger: kattisnotkawaii: egbertcorn: heir-of-fudgesicles: ashtondrew: kootay: if you don’t know what movie this is from than you’re a muggle lord of the rings right That’s Hunger Games you ass but i thought it was from men in black pretty sure thats twilight no dudes its from werewolf:the beast among us Dumbasses this is from that one house in supernatural This is why I hate tumblr; you guys can’t even recognize the cupboard under the stairs that the orphaned Batman lived in A young man stands in his bedroom when fandoms attack episode I

justbecausewewander:

samandriel:

appleberrybees:

karuitiger:

kattisnotkawaii:

egbertcorn:

heir-of-fudgesicles:

ashtondrew:

kootay:

if you don’t know what movie this is from than you’re a muggle

lord of the rings right

That’s Hunger Games you ass

but i thought it was from men in black

pretty sure thats twilight

no dudes its from werewolf:the beast among us

Dumbasses this is from that one house in supernatural

This is why I hate tumblr; you guys can’t even recognize the cupboard under the stairs that the orphaned Batman lived in

A young man stands in his bedroom

when fandoms attack episode I



brightestwitch:

The fact that Harry Potter was written on a Word Document format on a computer freaks me out. J.K. writing Harry Potter looks just like me writing a paper for my Shakespeare class an hour before its due…It just seems too simple for something so extraordinary. 

I always imagined her sitting in some sort of grandiose chair and her writing with a huge quilled pen or speaking the words aloud and them magically appearing a large, floating piece of paper or something. A process that could equate to the product, I suppose.


House Love
  • How to Love Your Gryffindor: They're idealists. It really is the thought that counts. Make the big gesture. Send flowers to them at work. Write them a poem. Volunteer at their favorite cause. Make them dinner. Sing them a love song, even if - especially if - you suck, at singing, because then your Love is overriding what Everyone Else Says. Do something romantic in public. Go overboard. Tell them they're the kind of love that you read about in storybooks. Tell them they're special. Make them feel Romanced.
  • How to Love Your Hufflepuff: It's all about the togetherness, the commitment, being in the same groove. Spend time with them, even if it's inconvenient. Cuddles and back rubs. Stay in bed together an extra twenty minutes on your day off. Get to know their friends/family. Become at least familiar with their fandoms. Make something together. Try something new together. Tell them your life would be gutted without them in it. Tell them they're beautiful when they're in sloppy clothes. Take care of them. Make them feel accepted.
  • How to Love Your Ravenclaw: They want it concrete. Do a chore for them that they hate. Let them know you deleted your ex off Facebook for them. Memorize their favorite things and important dates. Keep souveniers. Ask them what they want, don't assume. If they are enthusiastic about a subject, make at least an effort to learn about it. Communicate, communicate, communicate. Ravenclaws panic if they have to guess what you're feeling/thinking. Show them they matter, don't just tell them.
  • How to Love Your Slytherin: They want to feel important. Get them something frivolous or a little luxury, even if just whipped cream on their coffee. Send them to a spa for a day, or set up a makeshift one in your room. Leave them little coupons they can redeem for kisses/hugs/time/sex when they want or need it. Ask them what they need. Don't ever attack them for spending too much time on their clothes/appearance. Ask them about themselves. Give them "me time." Pamper them.