#the hammer is his penis

According to Atwell, her role as Agent Peggy Carter, Captain America’s love interest, is a lot more kick-ass this time around. ‘I’ve been working with some stunt coordinators – I get three separate fight scenes,’ she says. ‘The training has been really tough because not only are you learning the moves, you’re also learning the power of the punch so it doesn’t look like you have spaghetti arms. On my first day, they said: “It’s going really well but you don’t have to add your own sound effects…”’

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greekgogurt:

beep beep friends

porygons:

221cbakerstreet:

thatferrybroad:

wliabl:

Cleopatra’s Underwater Palace, Egypt 

I still don’t get why no one is LOSING THEIR FUCKING SHIT OVER THIS FIND

iT SURVIVED THE EARTHQUAKE THAT LEVELED THE REST OF THE CITY IN 365 A.D. 

CLEOPATRA’S FUCKING PALACE

WITH INTACT FUCKING STATUARY

NOT TO MENTION THE REST OF THE FUCKING ENTIRE GODDAMN ISLAND OF ANTIRRHODOS INCLUDING THE ANCIENT PORT OF ALEXANDRIA

AND THEY’RE GONNA BUILD A MOTHERFUCKING UNDERWATER MUSEUM

UNDERWATER. MUSEUM.

can I be a mermaid tour guide there or some shit, you don’t even have to pay me i will just live there forever oh my fucking god

that’s really exciting

i would need the entire world’s supply of xanax on hand to handle it (because underwater) but i would love to go to the museum this will be in one day

breathe the masculine
scent of his skin

thecastiel:

noonshiners:

carry on my

there’ll be peace

lay your weary

don’t 

once i rose above

just to get a glimpse

I was

but

izzyska:

guys help so i upped sam winchester’s voice in pitch and

tippenstiel:

Eyes front soldier.

Listen, you know I am not one for praying. Because in my book it’s… it’s the same as begging.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

ionosphere-negate:

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dailydoseofdowney:

“My last name isn’t even Downey. My dad changed his name when he wanted to get into the Army and was underage. My real name is Robert Elias. I feel like I’m still looking for a home in some way.”