Lesbians are the best. ….I’m sorry, what were we talking about?
how have i only just now seen this omg
we were talking about The Girl again…
i’m sure there’s a titanic gif that applies here idfk i’m tired
because lea still hasn’t GOTTEN OVER IT
IS ONE OF MY FAVES. UPDATED TODAY AND THE SEXUAL FRUSTRATION HURTS!!! NO KIDDING, I CRIED!
I’m not used paint this way naaah… But i hope you all enjoy. I’ll add colours later ( i guess >_< )
Halle Berry - 2013 Golden Globe Awards, January 13th 2013
Halle is delivering some fierce Angelina realness with this pose. Enjoying all that thigh!
Ladies, if you do not own a vibrator, you should. If you want orgasms, that is. I know some ladies don’t, and that’s absolutely okay. But if you do, then read on!
My first vibrator was given to me by the first friend I met at college. I was a freshman and she was appalled I didn’t have a vibrator. The day after I told her, she ran out and bought me a $10 bullet. I still have it. Things trusty as fuck in a pinch (ie: when I don’t feel like whipping out any of my various vibrators, dildos, or rabbits because I am one lazy sumbitch). Best of all, bullets are quiet and tiny and can be easily hidden.
Take a look at some of these. If you’ve never owned a vibrator, ease yourself into things with a bullet. If you own a bullet and have never owned a vibrator, let me direct you to the next step up.
- Neon bullet, $16.99
- Extreme Euphoria, $24.99
- Bullet, $14.50
- Tongue Tickler, $10.00
- Maxi bullet, $14.00 (waterproof!)
- Lipstick vibe, $18.00 (disguised as a tube of lipstick!)
- Whisper bullet, $11.99
- Hitachi Magic Wand, $59.99
- Pink Passion, $19.00 (a nice intro once you graduate from the bullet)
- Jelly Osaki, $39.00 (my absolute fave, well worth the money)
- Flutterby, $34.50 (my friend swears by this one)
- Jack Rabbit, $29.99
- LELO Liv Personal Massager, $57.46 (LELO products are awesome)
- Golden Triangle, $31.99 (This is a beast. Don’t buy it unless you’re ready)
- Total Ecstacy Triple Vibe, $28.11 (See “Golden Triangle”)
- Climax Bursts Antibacterial toy cleaner, $5.54
- Trinity Vibes toy cleaner, $4.95
- INTIMINA toy cleaner, $9.95
- Warming lubricant, $15.00
- PASSION water-based lubricant, $9.97
- V water-based, ultra sensitive lubricant, $12.40
Always, always, always clean your toys before and after every use.
NOW GO FORTH AND ENJOY!
Just click your desired movie, follow the on screen instructions and enjoy! *Italic = New/Updated/Requests*
Damn. I want.
It breaks my heart how scared he is…
It’s more painful when you realize he’s so scared because they’re his past
I’d look like that too if someone was shoving the business end of a plunger at me.
Bless you for that comment.
I do believe it’s an unspoken rule to reblog this.
obligatory 4th of july reblog
I AM SO OKAY WITH THIS
I DON’T EVEN
“Manly giggle.” Even his giggle is manly. That, my friends, is Rory Flippin’ Pond. That’s right. Be scared.
ie, Where the hell is the impala?